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Welcome to Season 10's Ghost Writer
Awards Night Awards
2011 wasn’t a vintage year for 5star five-a-side football but none the less the 5Star World was out to celebrate their achievements. We take a look at the night that was.
Drunk of the night
Only one winner and contender here…. Karl Pickup
The man that was picking up awards left, right and centre was thrown out of heat. It is rumoured he lost all his trophies and got naked at some point…oh Karl.
Dancers of the night
St George Circle of Trust
The most improved team of the year created force field effect circle on the Spon Gate dance floor only with the low tempo clamping from Jamie Lenton disturbing the flow.
Ice man seemingly had the moves like Jagger dancing with all the 40-50 year old women on the Spon Gate dance floor....If you were asking he was dancing.
Moaners of the night
Jamie Lenton - Lemsip felt unloved and unwanted as he opened up to newly inducted hall of fame member the Maverick
Mark Quinn
MQ seemed bitter after the awards and his mood didn’t get any better blaming other 5star members for blowing his chances with a 53 year old from wood end
D’oh moment of the night
Luke Maslin breaks Hall of Fame Trophy
The Maverick made it all the way to 3am with his Hall of Fame trophy only to drop it on the road outside Ikea (isn’t he supposed to be a goalkeeper)
Fair Play Award - Simon Shiers
Worst Dressed
From Joe Barr’s brown trousers to Darren Hallet’s sneakers this was easily the most contested award of the night.
Phil Richards despite being the President we can’t let him get away with everything - his salmon (pink) top with one button done up ….was he pea cocking?
Karl Pickup silky shirt
This gem from the pickup 2011 rage was difficult to get a grip off and he slivered to and from the bar
Ello Sailor
The Rejects star must have just got in from his latest voyage
The chav look was sported by various other stars in heat....Bouncers at the Colly would have surely said
“sorry lads its student night tonight”
The Winner….
Fluff - 1980s tennis top.
Fleff wearing the biggest coat in the history of coats revealed something last worn at the 1989 Wimbledon Men's Championships.

